WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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