OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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