Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
