Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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