i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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