maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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