one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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