I need help removing her.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
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even the AIR tastes like tequila.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
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It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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