imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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