I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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