So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
My ass is underappreciated
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Randomize
