nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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