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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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