Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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