haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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