dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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