What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He better not be in your backpack
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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