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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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