is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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