Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If I die, sorry about rent.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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