I'm really into asian looking animals
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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