nut hugger
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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