And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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