; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
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DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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