He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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