Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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