My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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