walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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