Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
COCAINE IS GR8
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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