what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Shame - the story of my life.
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