yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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