Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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