i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Farmville is her only friend.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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