Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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