And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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