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She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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