After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Can't talk, ducks in the car
false alarm, still single
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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