She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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