why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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