sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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