You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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