That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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