it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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