he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
3pm strippers are depressing
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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