I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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