2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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