Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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