next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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