are you still at the devil's house?
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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