Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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