taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
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