so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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