I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
