I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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