So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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