some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
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We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Randomize