new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Still dying that you shit outside
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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