It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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